{"id":596,"date":"2022-01-01T13:01:53","date_gmt":"2022-01-01T18:01:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wp.jeweloftheblueridge.com\/?page_id=596"},"modified":"2022-01-02T15:00:14","modified_gmt":"2022-01-02T20:00:14","slug":"wart-mountain-grapevine-radio-program-commercials","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/wp.jeweloftheblueridge.com\/index.php\/wart-mountain-grapevine-radio-program-commercials\/","title":{"rendered":"WART Mountain Grapevine Radio Program Commercials"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center has-huge-font-size\"><strong>HUMOR<\/strong><br><strong>WART 95.5 FM <\/strong><br><strong>Mountain Grapevine Radio Program <\/strong><br><strong>Fake Product Commercials<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center has-large-font-size\" style=\"line-height:1.2\">The following audio files are 36 made-up product commercials to insert in the Mountain Grapevine Radio programs &#8211; rather like the Prairie Home Companion &#8211; to add some humor to the program. Since WART is a public broadcasting station, paid commercials were not allowed &#8211; but fake product commercials were allowed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/wp.jeweloftheblueridge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/0.40Gizmatic-Floculator.mp3\"><\/audio><figcaption><strong>Gary&#8217;s Gizmatic Flocultor<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"line-height:0\"> <p style=\"line-height:0\">_________________________________________________________________________________<\/p> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/wp.jeweloftheblueridge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/0.54Arnies-Agyle-Socks-r.mp3\"><\/audio><figcaption><strong>Arnie&#8217;s Awesome Argyle Socks<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"line-height:0\"> <p style=\"line-height:0\">_________________________________________________________________________________<\/p> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/wp.jeweloftheblueridge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/1.10Gravel-Cleaner-r.mp3\"><\/audio><figcaption><strong>Grandma Gerty&#8217;s Gravel Cleaner<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"line-height:0\"> <p style=\"line-height:0\">_________________________________________________________________________________<\/p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"line-height:0\"> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/wp.jeweloftheblueridge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/1.10Winter-Insect-Repellant-r.mp3\"><\/audio><figcaption><strong>Winnie&#8217;s Winter Insect Repellent<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"line-height:0\"> <p style=\"line-height:0\">_________________________________________________________________________________<\/p> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/wp.jeweloftheblueridge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/1.14Duck-Wart-Soup-r.mp3\"><\/audio><figcaption><strong>Della&#8217;s Duck Wart Soup<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"line-height:0\"> <p style=\"line-height:0\">_________________________________________________________________________________<\/p> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/wp.jeweloftheblueridge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/1.14Hog-Caller-r.mp3\"><\/audio><figcaption><strong>Henry Hagle&#8217;s Hog Caller<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"line-height:0\"> <p style=\"line-height:0\">_________________________________________________________________________________<\/p> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/wp.jeweloftheblueridge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/1.17Beer-Batter-Mix.mp3\"><\/audio><figcaption><strong>Bubba&#8217;s Beer Batter Mix &amp; Bubba&#8217;s Bear Grease<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"line-height:0\"> <p style=\"line-height:0\">_________________________________________________________________________________<\/p> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/wp.jeweloftheblueridge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/1.23Leaning-Pole.mp3\"><\/audio><figcaption><strong>Larry Langston&#8217;s Practice Leaning Pole<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"line-height:0\"> <p style=\"line-height:0\">_________________________________________________________________________________<\/p> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/wp.jeweloftheblueridge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/1.33Bumble-BerryPie.mp3\"><\/audio><figcaption><strong>Beaulah&#8217;s Bumble Berry Pie<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"line-height:0\"> <p style=\"line-height:0\">_________________________________________________________________________________<\/p> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/wp.jeweloftheblueridge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/1.36Walnut-Wax.mp3\"><\/audio><figcaption><strong>Wanda Wilson&#8217;s Wonderful Walnut Wax<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"line-height:0\"> <p style=\"line-height:0\">_________________________________________________________________________________<\/p> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/wp.jeweloftheblueridge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/1.47Billie-Fardshackles-Bootjack.mp3\"><\/audio><figcaption><strong>Billy Fardshackle&#8217;s Bootjack<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"line-height:0\"> <p style=\"line-height:0\">_________________________________________________________________________________<\/p> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio 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Tellies<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"line-height:0\"> <p style=\"line-height:0\">_________________________________________________________________________________<\/p> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/wp.jeweloftheblueridge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/1.54Outhouse-Book-Rack.mp3\"><\/audio><figcaption><strong>Orthie&#8217;s Outhouse Book Rack<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"line-height:0\"> <p style=\"line-height:0\">_________________________________________________________________________________<\/p> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/wp.jeweloftheblueridge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/1.57Rufus-Tincture-For-Vapors.mp3\"><\/audio><figcaption><strong>Rufas Tincture for Vapors<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"line-height:0\"> <p 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